The instrumental "Firedream" from the "Faraway, So Close" soundtrack begins, inexplicably, to play from the ballroom.

You stand in the upstairs hallway, unmoving.

From the Sheik's room, you hear a woman's voice scream, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING WORM!"

After a moment, Governor Asher and the secret service man in the gorilla suit come up the stairs.

Asher looks you up and down lasciviously, then smiles and says, "Excuse me, darling, but have you seen our gracious hostess, Veronica Ashcroft?"

If you say nothing, but continue to observe, click here.

If you decide to lie down and take a quick nap, click here.