8:40 P.M.

The d.j. plays "Wipeout" as you make your way to the stairs in the front hall. As you pass Icy Hot, the Catwoman and the Viking, you hear them talking about the upcoming strip poker game out in the pool house, then they disappear through the French doors out to the back yard.

You step into the front hall and see paramedics administering CPR to Smythe the butler, who is lying unconscious on top of Icy Hot's motorcycle. The lights of the ambulance parked outside flash through the room.

You see a stairway leading up to the second floor, the door back to the ballroom and a door across from it, in the west wall. Beyond the stairway, you see that the hall continues and opens into a long gallery, lined with art. In the middle of the gallery, you see Brother Doofus and Chip waiting for an elevator.

Smythe's eyes open and fix on you, trying to focus. "My pills...upstairs..."

One of the paramedics says, "What's that? Your pills? Upstairs where?"

"Bathroom..." Smythe gasps. "North...bathroom..." Then he lapses into unconsciousness again.

Upstairs, you hear Mike Wellman scream, "DEVIL WOMEN! DEVIL WOMEN!"

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