Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" from the most excellent "Trainspotting" soundtrack booms from the ballroom.
You jump to your feet and yell, "All right you clowns! What de fuck am going on here?"
Beside you, Brother Doofus (who looks like he is suffering from really bad heartburn) rises and says, "Chip...what happened?"
In the doorway, Brother Puris takes a bottle from his pocket and gulps it down, then grabs Chip and wrestles him to the kitchen floor, calling out, "Help me hold Chip! Somebody better tell me what happened up there! This place is fucked, and we're all going to be fucked if we don't figure out what the fuck is going on!"
Suddenly, Brother Puris is hit by some kind of spasm and his whole body relaxes. Chip gets the upper hand and pins him, then turns to you and screams, "Guys! Help!"
Just then, the Sheik bursts in through a door in the east wall and gasps, "What the hell is going on?"
Chip nods at Brother Puris and says, "My friend has gone crazy! I think he killed somebody!"
The Sheik opens the incinerator door and peers down into the furnace, then pulls out a gun. He points it at Brother Puris and says, "I think there's a body burning in the incinerator..."
The Sheik glances over at you and Brothers Doofus, then points to Brother Purim and says, "Help Chip hold him down. I'm going to go check it out."
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