From the ballroom, you hear the supergroovy new Lyle Lovett song, "That's Right (You're Not From Texas)."

Fearing for your life, you zip back up the laundry chute and emerge in the second floor hallway, which is empty.

You notice drops of blood leading from door #3 to the laundry chute.

You hear a commotion at the bottom of the stairs; it sounds like a lot of people are in the front hall, and they're very unhappy about something. Red and blue lights can be seen flashing outside, and sirens are approaching the house.

A paramedic emerges from door #4 and hurries down the stairs.

Just then, you hear the sounds of orgasmic moaning from door #7.

If you investigate the moaning behind door #7, click here.

If you lie down for a quick nap, click here.