9:40 P.M.

"The End" by the Doors emanates ominously from the ballroom.

You stand doing nothing. The policeman grabs you by the arm and leads you through a door in the north wall into a dark corridor, then up a staircase to the grand hall. He pulls you south to the front hall, then pushes you through a door in the west wall.

You stumble into a large, two-story library, filled with comfortable, leather-bound furniture. Ladders on rollers are positioned around the room, giving access to the high walls of books. A narrow catwalk runs along the perimeter, one story up, and there is a door in the north wall on the second floor.

Alicia (the Sexy Vampire) is sitting in the corner with her head in her hands. Brother Doofus is standing in the middle of the room with Red Sonja and a woman dressed as Cleopatra. Brother Vadge is standing off by himself.

Huddled nearby are three people wrapped in towels and dripping wet: Amanda (whose Red Riding Hood costume is clinging to her body in a most enticing way), Gus the Viking and Governor Asher. Beside them are Brother Nitrous, Icy Hot and Bernadette.

A moment later, the Big Bad Wolf is brought into the room behind you, followed by Mike Wellman, who seems to have been crying.

After that, the policemen all step out of the room, closing the doors behind them.

If you go over to the Big Bad Wolf and whisper, "What do the cops know, and is our deal still on?"

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