A MILLION O'CLOCK
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Very late; time
to go to bed
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AN HEAP OF STONES
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Bizarre Abington
landmark
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AN OPPRESSION
OF CHIEVES
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Large group of
creepy frat guys or their ilk, especially when ruining a party or bar
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BEER GUY NIGHT
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Austin tradition,
Wednesday night at Lovejoy's
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BEER O'CLOCK
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Time to start
drinking
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CHIEF; CHIEVES;
TO CHIEF; CHIEFED
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(1) (noun) All
purpose term for friend or enemy, depending on inflection; (2) (verb)
To get screwed over
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CURSE OF THE WALLET
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Sexual roadblock
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DOOFALATOR VALVE
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All-purpose mechanical
term
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FIELDS MOVIE
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Disparaging term
for movies involving nineteenth century love triangles, corsets, Jane Austen
and/or Helena Bonham Carter
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FLAMETRICKS; FLAMETRICKING
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(1) (noun) Austin
rockabilly supergroup (2) (verb) To attend a performance of eponymous Austin
rockabilly supergroup
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FOR JOKE; FOR
TO LAUGH
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Explanatory phrase
indicating something was meant to be funny (used as if phrase were ineptly
translated from Japanese to English)
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GOOD, WILD AND
SWEET (e.g., "Life is...")
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Things or situations
that do not suck
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GOOFING
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Enjoying life
or taking the piss out of something
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GUYS IN SUITS
MOVIE
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Movie genre featuring
various professionals spouting technical jargon in high-pressure situations.
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HAMMER PANTS
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Magical pants
conveying power of flight upon those who wear them
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"I ADMIRE YOUR
WORK WITHOUT REALLY ENJOYING IT"
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Faint praise with
which to damn
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MOBO
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Middleboro, MA
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MR. POOPYPANTS
|
A wet blanket
or spoilsport
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NOT FUNNY DIARRHEA
SHOW, THE
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Disparaging term
for allegedly humorous television programs which aren't
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OL' BAIT SHOP,
THE
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1) Back room of
unsavory Boston apartment used for goofing circa 1989; 2) The entirety
of said apartment; 3) Blanket term for year spent in said apartment; 4)
Blanket term for people, things, events and style related (however distantly)
to said apartment and its inhabitants and guests; 5) Production company
dedicated to glorification of said people, things, events and style
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ONE BEER TOO MANY,
THE
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Last beer of many,
imbibed with cheerful resignation (despite expectation of terrible hangover)
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OOFABADOOFA; AFOODABAFOO;
OOFERY DOOFERY; OOF!
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Catch-all term
implying boredom, ennui, excitement, sexual attraction, distress, etc.
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PEEPS (i.e., "I
got the Peeps!")
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Terrible indigestion
brought on by infamous 10,000-calorie North Hollywood pizza slices
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PLACE, THE
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Scenic Santa Barbara
biker bar and road trip destination
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PLANETS/SATELLITES
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Good looking guys/gals
and the not-so-good-looking friends who orbit them
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PUB, THE
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Popular eighties
Mobo hangout
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REGENERIZE; REGENERIZED
|
1) Noun:
Any of the family of neutroceutical products enjoyed by bodybuilders and
club kids for their deranging/muscle-building properties; 2) Verb: To imbibe
said products; 3) Adjective: The state of being whacked-out on said
products
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN
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To poop
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SEETHING JEHOTHRIA
|
Sea of utter,
Lovecraft-ian madness
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SHWAGNOLIA, THE
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Crunchy chewy
Austin greasy spoon
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SOCK FULL OF MANURE
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Thing which stupid,
ignorant, arrogant or otherwise annoying people should be hit with
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SPOOGE
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1) Semen, jism;
2) Stuff or gunk
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STUNAPA
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Daring blend of
salsa, tuna and pasta resulting in noveau cuisine dish many, many
years ahead of its time
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STYROFOAMHEAD
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Beloved Hollywood denizen
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SUCK, THE (i.e.,
"Why always the Suck?")
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Pain, suffering,
bad luck, outrageous fortune, injustice
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"THE BUCKET"
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Pawtucket, RI
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"WHY ALWAYS LIKE
THIS TO ME?"
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Cry of distress
indicating onset of the Suck
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