9:25 P.M.

From the ballroom, you hear the supergroovy new Lyle Lovett song, "That's Right (You're Not From Texas)."

You proceed swiftly up the ladder, noticing a security camera on the wall moving to follow your actions. The panel above you slides open, revealing the night-time sky above.

The fierce barking continues, growing louder and louder but not, apparently, any closer. You pull some meat from your costume, toss it down to the bottom of the ladder and wait to see what happens.

The barking continues, but nothing comes out of the dark tunnel to eat the meat.

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