"Muleskinner Blues" by Dolly Parton can be heard playing from the ballroom.

Wondering what could be in the manila envelope, you walk over to the VCR and take a peek. It is addressed to Jack Marston, Ashcroft Manor. Where the return address should be is a drawing of an Ear.

A neatly-typed letter is hanging out of the envelope. It says, "Just a reminder. Wellman stays out of politics or I go to the media with my videotape collection. ALL of my videotapes." At the bottom of the page is the Ear logo.

Just then, a policeman steps into the room. He looks you up and down, then consults a notebook and says, "Excuse me...Brother Doofus  is it? Sgt. Duffy has asked me to escort you to the library. Would you come with me, please?"

If you do nothing, click here.

If you run away from the policeman, find a place to hide and take a quick nap, click here.