9:40 P.M.

"The End" by the Doors emanates ominously from the ballroom.

Thanking God for the chance to finally get out of the pool house, you gladly jump up and go with the cop. Icy Hot and Bernadette casually ditch their drugs and follow.

Emerging from the pool house, you see policemen fishing Amanda, Gus and Governor Asher out of the pool. You can't help noticing that Amanda looks even better dripping wet.

The policeman leads you across the patio, through the dining room and down the grand hall to the front hall. Through the front door, you see an ambulance tearing off down the driveway.

"Right through here, please," the policeman says, indicating a door in the west wall.

Together with Icy and Bernadette, you step into a large, two-story library, filled with comfortable, leather-bound furniture. Ladders on rollers are positioned around the room, giving access to the high walls of books. A narrow catwalk runs along the perimeter, one story up, and there is a door in the north wall on the second floor.

The Sexy Vampire is sitting in the corner with her head in her hands. Brother Doofus is standing in the middle of the room with a woman dressed as Red Sonja and another woman who is dressed as Cleopatra. Brother Vadge is standing off by himself.

A moment later, Amanda, Gus and Governor Asher are led in behind you. They are all wrapped in towels, and Amanda has pulled on her Red Riding Hood costume, which clings to her body in a way that does not suck.

Next comes Brother Sputum, the Grim Reaper, Brother Foooz and the Sheik, followed by Brother Puris, the Big Bad Wolf and Mike Wellman, who looks like he's been crying.

After that, the policemen all step out of the room, closing the doors behind them.

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