8:50 P.M.

"Stink" by John Lurie can be heard grooving from the ballroom.

You stand unmoving in the elevator, apparently too stunned to move.

You see Brother Foooz duck through door #3, then he pokes his head back out to keep an eye on what's going on. Brother Sputum emerges from door #7 to see what all the commotion is about.

Mike Wellman has collapsed to the ground and is curled into the fetal position; the Sexy Vampire is kneeling beside him, trying to hear what he's gurgling. You can just make out the words, "It's an evil plot...an evil plot...all against me..."

The Fairie Queen turns to Chip and screams, "CHIP! WHERE DID THAT GUN COME FROM?" Chip is too stunned to do anything but stammer.

Governor Asher rushes down the stairs to the first floor, just as a sexy female paramedic appears at the top of the stairs. She rushes over and kneels down beside Mike, shining a flashlight in his eyes.

"What's wrong with him?" the Fairie Queen asks.

"I'd say he's tripping his brains out," the paramedic says, pulling out a hypodermic needle. "This should bring him down...then we'll find out what's what."

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