9:00 P.M.

"Natural One" by Folk Implosion can be heard playing from the ballroom.

You bundle up Veronica's body in some sheets, including the bloody sheets. You drag the bundle into the kitchen, looking around to make sure no one is watching, then you dump everything into the incinerator.

Immediately, billows of black smoke pour out of the incinerator, filling the kitchen. You are overwhelmed by the nauseating smell of cooking meat and the sound of sizzling, popping flesh.

Before you can react, there is the sound of a gunshot from upstairs, followed by the unmistakable sound of someone sliding down the laundry chute and landing with a thud.

A moment later, Chip staggers out of the laundry room, wild-eyed and clutching a gun. "Brother Puris!" he yells, grabbing you. "You've gotta help me! I just shot my mother and now the police are after me! You've gotta hide me! Please! If you help me, I'll make you rich!"

Suddenly, Chip calms down enough to notice all the foul-smelling smoke and all the blood on your hands and costume. He backs away, confused, and says,"Hey, what the hell is going on here, anyway?"

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