"Wonderwall" by Oasis is blasting from the ballroom.

Brother Vadge pulls a cool steak from his meat man outfit and lays it on Smythe's head as you carry your cat and wheelchair up the stairs. Brother Puris follows alongside.

Behind you, Brother Vadge asks what's going on, then shrugs and heads into the ballroom. He nearly collides with Wellman, who sees the fallen butler and cries out, "My God! Smythe! Are you all right?"

At the top of the stairs, you sit back in your wheelchair beside Brother Puris and survey the scene. You see a long, ornate hall, lined with doors. The glass doors on your immediate right (Door  5) seem to lead to a balcony overlooking the ballroom. North of the balcony door are two other doors on the east side of the hall (Doors 3 and 4) .

The door on your immediate left (Door 8) is hanging open, revealing a large bathroom. North of the bathroom door are three doors (Doors 9, 10 and 11) lining the west side of the hall. Directly in front of you, in the middle of the hall, is an elevator. Beyond that, at the far north end of the hall, you see two doors (Doors 1 and 2) and a laundry chute.

Behind you, the hall continues south for a few yards. South of the bathroom door, on the west side of the hall, are two more doors (Doors 6 and 7). A large window at the south end of the hall overlooks the driveway.

Icy Hot, carrying a smoking pot pipe, and a woman dressed like Red Sonja in fishnets and a red leather bustier, carrying a big sword, emerge from Door 10, on the west side of the hall. The Fairie Queen emerges from Door 2, by the laundry chute on the north end of the hall and says, "What was that?"

The Sheik emerges from Door 7 on the west side of the hall, carrying a camera bag. The Sexy Vampire emerges from Door 4 on the east side of the hall and says, "Did somebody scream?"

Everyone stands looking at each other, then Bernadette stumbles out of Door 10 and grabs Icy. She says, "Gimme another hit," then pulls him back into the room and slams the door.

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