9:30 P.M.

"Macarena" by Los Del Rio...the dance sensation that's sweeping the nation...macarenas from the ballroom.

You step back into the upstairs hall and come face to face with the man dressed in green slime, who peers curiously into the study to watch the end of the dirty videotape you left running. From the t.v., you hear the sounds of the Sexy Vampire giving oral pleasure to Mike Wellman.

The slime man steps through door #7 to get a better look at the dirty blackmail videotape.  You hear a commotion at the bottom of the stairs; it sounds like a lot of people are in the front hall, and they're very unhappy about something. Red and blue lights can be seen flashing outside, and sirens are pulling up to the house.

Just then, the Sexy Vampire emerges from door #4 and hurries down the stairs.

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Click here to switch to Brother Doofus (the man in green slime).